I would totally try a Ment-ORR — even at risk of getting the malfunctioning one yelling “KESS!” at me all day long, if there was an ever so slight chance of getting the dirty talking version.
It would probably be a good thing if it told me when to finish my sentences, too.

But what if you got one that sounded like Barry White talking dirty? Kinda risky if you ask me.

After seeing that poor “kess” guy I couldn’t help laughing out loud anymore. :D